Kalikiano Kalei
1 min readDec 11, 2020

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Yessir! Nothing like a narcissistic stroke on the arse, eh? While I agree that a nice set of well-toned legs clad in a pair of them skinny, butt-hugging, gastroc-snuggling togs is a sight to bring joy to the eyes of most men, there's no better way to blind some of us unashamedly chauvinistic sexist pigs (we are out here, although an increasingly endangered species) than the egregious sight of a chunky, grossly overweight female who thinks that multiple layers of fat are MORE attractive when held-in like ground pork in a legging sausage skin!

Sadly, good taste in female attire is also on the endangered list, increasingly) these days, but I still think that there should be an obligatory BMR assay required for purchase and wear of these things! Vive le bon goût et les femmes maigres! :) That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Kalikiano Kalei
Kalikiano Kalei

Written by Kalikiano Kalei

After many years in the medical profession (now retired), I am a professional student of the absurd (also a published author, poet & friend of wolves and dogs).

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